101 things about me

Showing posts with label Clever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clever. Show all posts

Monday, 23 March 2009

Do you recognise the personalities...

There are more than 100 world known personalities in this painting. If you can name a minimum of 25, you may consider yourself a cultivated person (or so I've been told).

Click on the image to get a bigger version. Go on you know you want to...

Good luck. Let me know how you go.

Monday, 23 February 2009

There is hope... isn't there?


I saw this first over here at Everyday Calm... go say hi!

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Sunday, 4 January 2009

What makes 100 percent?

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Do you believe someone somewhere in the world had the time to work this out. Incredible!

Monday, 29 December 2008

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Wednesday, 23 July 2008

The only one...


I saw this clip on Boobook's blog way back in February. I love it. Hope you do too.

Saturday, 31 May 2008

Mosaic Magic...


1. Frangipani 2, 2. Wall Painting, 3. Lily, 4. Pencils, 5. CuriousCow, 6. Beach, 7. JewelleryBox, 8. More Note Books, 9. View

Thanks to the lovely from Melanie from Kimono Reincarnate and from Leni & Rose who helped me with the technological challenge of adding links to my mosaics. It worked! What wonderful people you all are with your comments and assistance. Thank you!

Melanie has also been so good as to add instructions to her blog so you too can see how it's done. Go check it out.

Thanks everyone - have a lovely day!

Tuesday, 20 May 2008

Amazonian surprises...

Amazon is a treasure trove. An evil evil treasure trove. And I love it. I especially love it now the Australian dollar is at a 24 year high exchange rate. YIPPEE! I have wasted many hours browsing and dreaming and calculating and adding things to an ever increasing wish list. Writing, art, magazines, home, design, craft, health - the range is extraordinary. Endless in fact. As is my wish list. Dreams dreams dreams...

Did you know that at amazon.com you can browse books and add them to a wish list?

I did.

Did you know that next time you log into Amazon, you can go back to that wish list and the books will still be there?

I did.

Did you know that other people could enter your name and check out your wish list and buy you a gift from your choices - knowing that it will be a perfect gift because it was something you wished for?

I didn't - but Mal did.

Totally out of the blue it arrived.
A perfect surprise.



And what amazing insight!
He knew just what I wanted.
Incredible!

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

What will they think of next...

I love this...
It could certainly solve a few arguments at our place!