It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
2 comments:
Ha ha! This is going to be a fun trick to play on my coworkers. :)
I would have said neither, I would have asked why on earth would you want ME to empty YOUR bath water?
Perhaps they would've locked me up as well but in a padded room with no windows, with a straight-jacket and ankle chains too?
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