101 things about me

Sunday, 4 January 2009

What makes 100 percent?

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Do you believe someone somewhere in the world had the time to work this out. Incredible!

9 comments:

Tinniegirl said...

The scariest bit is that it's actually true.

Malcolm said...

Beat me to it! I saw this just the other day...

Unfortunately it seems to be true.

It's a little scary that someone actually spent the time working this all out but I'm glad they did, it's very interesting and just slightly wierd.

little red hen said...

Hilarious!!!

little red hen said...

ps. how did the shopping go????

Luhlahh said...

All important stuff to know!

Renee said...

Cinta: xoxoxoxo kisses and hugs

Love Renee

Jenny said...

Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands! Funny!

cloud9 said...

This is brilliant!

flossy-p said...

hehehehe.